How to figure out the weight of a toddler?

It's harder than it sounds - really! When your toddler is cooperative, sweet and snuggly, the weight is quite manageable. But, when said toddler are fighting your every move (like on a trip upstairs for bedtime), then each limb suddenly weighs as much as the entire child does normally. Go figure... There's got to be some physics or mathematical equation to figure it out. Kinda like the dog-walking corollary that states that "the worse the weather outside is, the longer your dog will take to get focused on the business at hand."

Random byte of the day: "When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty". I saw that on a CafePress.com t-shirt and just laughed :)

'Night.